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  <review>
    <reviewbody>Wow!! This was great. I sat through the whole thing, knowing exactly where MST3K would be punctuating it. &#13;
For me, it's the overly phallic spaceship, which I'm sure started life as a vibrator. No longer working, the producer's wife still couldn't bare to part with "Ol Faithful", so she told her cuckhold hubby to put it in his next film somewhere...&#13;
And that was just the beginning of this plotless affair... &#13;
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Everything is classic, from using a chunk of lava rock, and calling it a planet, to the spiky broken-glass looking things controlling the gravity thingy, the bits of linoleum representing dissintigrating plates, it's all so-much camp, and had me laughing through-out this whole cinematic suppository. &#13;
Simply for entertainment value, I give it a full (5) *****;; &#13;
For the ham and cheezy acting (5)*****. In fact, for the space walk alone, where there is not even the pretense that there's no gravity--boy that 1 stabilizing fin is conveniently placed so we can stroll across it. &#13;
Nice classic lines: "push that radar harder, keep pushing it harder"&#13;
Overall, a (5)*****, and a must-see.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>This is only the beginning....</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>daves_not_here</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-01-12 15:48:26</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-01-12 15:48:26</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>I agree with everything Dave (who isn't here) is saying, but this was one of the most unremarkable and unmemorable movies I have ever seen.&#13;
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I got this in a boxed set of cheesy sci fi movies (yes, I search them out), and have seen it several times.  Each time is new to me because so few scenes stand out.&#13;
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I give it a 5 for cheese value, but the feeling of having wasted an hour and a few minutes drops the rating to a 3.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Unremarkable, but worth watching</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>salt4pepper</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-06-11 17:46:15</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-06-11 17:46:15</createdate>
    <stars>3</stars>
  </review>
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    <avg_rating>4.00</avg_rating>
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